Leadership
March 3rd, 2009 Posted in UncategorizedFellow David J. Levy Fan Club Members,
As we all know, America has been facing challenging times of late. Our most prestigious corporations have lost their way. Billions of dollars have been lost.
And in this desperate hour, when leadership is needed most, we strangely find it lacking.
But friends, this is all about to change.
David J. Levy is now announcing his candidacy for the board of Citigroup Inc.
As you all know, David J. Levy is a man of vision, power and the uncanny ability to do extremely realistic Kermit the Frog imitations. He is fully prepared to do whatever it takes to turn Citigroup around and lead America to a new time of prosperity. Doors will be slammed.
But, he can’t do it without your support. On April 21, 2009, this proposal will be put to vote at the Citigroup headquarters in New York.
Please, join me in this important campaign. Together we can make a difference.
Sincerely,
Seph Skerritt
Co-President
David J. Levy Fan Club
One Response to “Leadership”
By Frances Rafael on Mar 21, 2009
A pungent declaration from a swarthy individual, Levy has done it again. Smell thine pork brittle? Nay, fair maiden! Solely sweat hogs may dance upon thine uvula in such a manner.
Freedom and vengeance are ours! Vote Levy 2009!